Little Johnny was 7 years old and likeother boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.This he did.
The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights.Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.
About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick......-a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lakeby our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.
All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something.
This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
11 comments:
That is disgusting. 'Sis tries to bite the eel's head off? ew.
komen2 psl cinta hebat..bab2 erotic ni pun xkurang hebatnye ye
opss.. xde la
hehehe.. aah la..
cter pasal cinta hebat..
nie cter erotic..ish3
-mrs ****y-
when u visualise it its hot to think about it it gets me wet
u did?.. owhh.. gud for u
Nice brief and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Gratefulness you seeking your information.
Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
what I was looking for, thanks
Unquestionably consider that that you said. Your favorite justification seemed to be on the internet the simplest thing to consider of.
I say to you, I definitely get annoyed whilst people consider worries that they
just don't recognize about. You managed to hit the nail upon the highest and also defined out the entire thing without having side-effects , folks can take a signal. Will likely be again to get more. Thank you
Check out my web page ... books of ra kostenlos
That is a really good tip especially to those fresh to the
blogosphere. Short but very precise info… Thanks for sharing this one.
A must read article!
My webpage ... books of ra kostenlos spielen
Post a Comment