Women

If you kiss her, you are not gentlemen
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you agree with all her likes, she is abusing
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you an ‘experience’ man
If you don’t you are half a man
If you visit her too often, she thinks it’s boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that it’s a girl’s way
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a feel
If she visited by another, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once too many, she yells that you’re taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing a street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of the man’s ethics
If you stare at by another, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared at by another, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Oh god, you created those creature called women
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful,

So confusing, yet so desirable…………..